Shalalalala

by Theo Hakola

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1.
Love is as lost as love is found Love will and will not make the world go round Love is a drug, a glowing playground Love is bad blood, a mind-blowing hellhound Love is a parasite, a mooch tagalong a lie washed white, a heart-rending gong a church bell Stygian banging you into oblivion like an anti-Darwinian Branch Davidian ding-dong Love comes like a God, like a thief in the night, to even your odds and loosen your tights Love is a French tribade, a fine fresco of dykes, a dripping wet peach, a soft kiss that bites Or a hetero hick starting halfwit hick fights, an incel dick punching out his own lights Love is a surge of Himalayan heights or an abyssal dirge for your last rites Love’s a silk skirt unearthing the swing in your knees or a hair shirt girthing an infinite jest Love’s a cockroach in the kitchen taking its ease and the only true religion of the dispossessed Love is a groundswell of spleen et misère more bloody hell than a body can bear or an avenging angel smiting fascist bores vaccine wars and Trump’s pompadour... hair Love is killing you and love is killing me and love... never killed anybody Love is a pyramid of the capitalist system a maja in Madrid, anarcho-syndicalist wisdom Love, dixit Proust, is space and time hewed to the heart while love, dixit moi, is the dog park on Montmartre Love, for Frankie Go Go, is a dark purple rest copulation untethered, a mauve-feathered love nest It’s your hand on my chest is my own – Neruda knows and when I fall asleep, it’s your eyes that close But love is for chickens and love is the dickens Love is mad pigeons binging on kittens Love is ever blind and forever sighted Love is fine strychnine and never unrequited Love is oh là là and love is blah blah blove love is hate and hate is love Love is a blast and love cannot last for love is a feast and love is a fast Love is hating and hating to love Fixating, dictating, unmaking is love Love is killing you and love is killing me and love... never killed nobody Love is red, black and blue and Catch-22 Love is dread to die for in a room with a view Love is nothing if not true and killing you softly is all love can do
2.
Careful not to splatter her glassy black heels She relieves herself between two automobiles Hitching up her dress, crouching down low – a move smoothed by practice... a sly urban sideshow I say “You’re Kristen Scott Thomas!” and it’s love on first take She says “No, I’m not, Miss, but I’ll embrace your mistake” Then salting the vignette, going killer coquette, she says “Give me a kiss, Miss... or a proper cigarette” And with the war at the door and nothing more to lose, we go foraging for food, for rapture, for booze Death scenting the wind in the ungodly din we go for pleasure without measure... and heart-rending sin On the edge of Armageddon we do thus conspire to shake up the Marais and send the mercury higher How the strait streets redden in the glare of our desire and all the world’s our ash tray as we... we play with fire Blinded by the night we still find a way to fall into each other on the rue Pavée She says “We’ll never again see the light of day so boy you’d best give in and begin foreplay With the barbarians at the gate, it’s too late to escape Love is all we can make in this end times dreamscape” The cherry moon our motor, we fracked the hell out of our schist and the well we did blow, the oil flow did feed our tryst Yes, into my arms did this woman that night fall and with bacchanal majesty, this woman gave her all Drunk on war, drunk on flesh, we watched buildings go down one by one And – SHALALALALA – made love ungently, did all we could do but come to our senses and try for cover to run as the world began to combust And – SHALALALALA – my lover was gone and all I had left was handful of dust With oceans brimming and oxygen thinning and mad babies overrunning the planet All you can say is let’s slip away, come on take me like bloody pomegranate Gobbling every seed, all six hundred and thirteen my end times lover sucked me in and spit me out Pleased to break her fast, I did not dare her contravene but I knew it wouldn’t last, once she started to shout “There are no good brave causes left to die for anymore Goddamn, I hate these times, God, I want a just war!” She went on like that until her vocal cords went cold and I saw where this was going and never felt so old Her cherry moon had gone sour, sad, bad and bitter Her broken voice in my ear now but a hoarse whisper when she gave me to understand I could never be her man and... SHALALALALA, WHAM-BAM THANK YOU MA’AM Blinded by the night we still found a way to fall into each other on the rue des Rosiers She said “We’ll never again see the light of day so give me a kiss, Miss, ‘fore what we have slips away With the barbarians at the gate, it’s too late to escape Love is all we can make in this dire dreamscape Now say goodbye to your lover for you’ll never have another...” And it was then that I ran... I ran for cover Oh that woman I did revere, did cheer her rampage but when she wouldn’t leave the stage, she began to combust In a rage, in the haze, I saw my end times lover blaze leaving me with nothing but... but a handful of dust
3.
I was looking for a change, to sing a song I’d never sung and I found it in babies and how I’d never had one how they’re ugly as a Trump, shriveled old men how on milk they get drunk and puke all over the playpen and no matter how many times you tell them to abstain they’ll do it again and again, again and again Self-centered little fiends, they crap wherever they like then take forever to learn how and where to do it right And by the time they have teeth and can finally chew if they don’t like their feed, they’ll spit that up on you too If they don’t like... anything they’ll wail and whine till they’re blue and your ears will be ringing by the time they’re finally through It’s a simple fact of life, a tribulation so true: Babies only care for themselves, babies care nothing for you But despite the roaring din and boring waterworks, there’s something to be said for those nasty little jerks, something to be said for telling the unvarnished truth and that’s what they’re all yelling until their last milk tooth I want this, I want that, I’m too cold, I’m too hot I want more, I want less, happy I am, happy I’m not Never going in circles (except when they try to walk) No beating around the bush in baby straight talk Truth incarnate and no hint of vanity in this downy concentrate... of humanity Ah, but you have to carry them everywhere, some can’t even crawl And spouting nothing but gibberish, they make no sense at all The time you waste trying to decipher ‘em, you’ll never get that back and then you have to diaper ‘em, going down the river of baby scat Tiny tyrants, pint-sized autocrats, Exploiting your affection, they abuse your best intentions, and leave you regretting sidestepping contraception With their pampered pleas and cries to be coddled and nursed and their grievance-gushing eyes, lord, babies are the worst It’s a simple fact of life, a sad reality oh so true: Babies only care for themselves, babies care nothing for you I’ll never be a seeder, never be a breeder, never one day multiply never ever know how it feels to hear your very own baby cry But this is not the end of the world, for the world’s long overrun Better care for those already there melting in the unfiltered sun They didn’t ask to be here, to survive getting by on the dregs but the smoking sphere we’re leaving them is on its last legs... Oh, those baby blues, greens and browns, those baby giggles and grave baby frowns Those plump baby arms to-die-for sweet, those good enough to eat bitty baby feet, The capacity to inspire a true love supreme, they know all the tricks to keep us caring They got our number, those cunning drops of gold that we’re programmed to want to have, to have and to hold, to feed and clothe and keep from the cold, oh, horrid despotic dove that we have to have and have to hold that the wonder of evolution in our genetic constitution impels, propels and compels... compels us to love
4.
The Dog Song
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The Cat Song
6.
The mistral blows... like a bad fight in a bad dream in a bad night in a bad scene in a bad show on a sad screen in the echo of a mad scream while Boo Boo... Boo Boo advances her queen She loves her queen, but goes down on her knights Will even sleep with a bishop if she likes his looks Fighting for her king, smiting any pawn that bites she’ll coddle her corners frying prawns for her rooks She’ll drill you with blacks or kill you with whites with little to-do, old Boo Boo... will punch out your lights The mistral blows and blows... like a bomb the south to cleanse a vicious means to purified ends like the scolding voices of balding boyfriends like a million choices and fashion trends like a bad fight in a bad dream in a bad night in a bad scene in a bad show on a sad screen or a torpedo homing in on a submarine while Boo Boo surveys the board, unsheathes her sword, and advances her queen She loves her queen, but it’s victory her thing and she’ll gambit her dame to get to your king Fingers tipped with knives and daggers in her eyes She’ll mow down your guys and watch you agonize She’s a mean machine dancing over the squares to catch you prancing in your worst unawares Yeah, Boo Boo knows chess, will your queen decapitate and with lethal address, Boo Boo will your king checkmate The mistral blows and blows and blows... like Sami snow, like ice floe prose God huffing His puff, putting us in our place strutting his stuff o’er the whole human race like a bad fight in a bad dream in a bad night in a bad scene in a bad show on a sad screen like a dying banjo down to one string while Boo Boo runs your knight through, and impales a bishop or two killing your crew, kilning piece after piece, she cooks every last one of your star-crossed geese sculpting you blue and skinning you green... Boo Boo advances her queen like a torpedo eye on a submarine, Boo lets fly her queen
7.
In the beginning, there was the water, a drop in need of another bead to bond with and give birth Might have come from cats and dogs rain to us sustain or bubbled up like champagne to maintain life on earth Drop after drop a-cruising, source and snow melt fusing never ever refusing the pull of gravity and everywhere infusing every cavity... Going down, down, down to the sea then coming back for you and coming back for me Sculpting our mother’s rocky flesh with luscious lines and sultry gullies that hydrochisel made her gorges wet carving her coulees to beget a ravishing vanishing vignette, a song of sorrow and furrowed regret intoned over the untamed domain by wolf, elk, duck and whooping crane losing their link in the old food chain to bipeds run amok in the gospel of gain damned to idle in an arid oubliette, a walled off remnant by despair beset while we spout babies and the growth alphabet, bound for hades in a handbasket to howl with the devil in a toxic tête-à-tête while I befoul this revel with every rhyme I can net but I can’t stop singing, I’ll be the last to leave the fête for whether right or wrong, I’m paying off a debt to all the river life-givers that can still do it to every stream and streamlet, every creek and conduit filling every cavity, drawn along by gravity... Going down, down, down to top up the sea and then coming back for you, coming back for me Springs they do meet and merge to form creeks joining streams as a means to emerge as a river to feed another river that will other rivers seek the earth’s life blood flowing down to the deep carving out its contours on its way to the ocean curving carnal detours, a perpetual motion through mounds of flesh jutting, o’er the dark fundament the blood water’s ever cutting a voluptuous descent A Camille Claudel torrent is our sacred three per cent Running home to the sea and the other ninety-seven before cycling back to us after a stop in heaven to plump up the raindrops and sharpen their teeth for a return to the rivers waiting underneath I can smell the rain coming together with the fire making mad love, the eternal purifier and I’ve got nothing to hide now not even my desire to fill every cavity and go down with gravity... Down with the river, down down to the sea then water cycle back to you, cycle back me Oh, trying to free my lines of rhymes, I’m stuck in the usual snare Going for Neruda, Plath and Stein, I’m still doing Dylan and Baudelaire Meanwhile... The bats start to fly once the sun has set The elk crossing upstream make for sweet silhouettes I enter her fully treading ever so slowly the bed of rocks lining her liquid assets A royal coachman I whip, a red fly I slip her It alights with a quiver, a courtesan come-hither Pardon me, ma belle, excuse this intrusion here for one last wild thing to electrify up my line You know I have no illusions about the likely conclusion For our shared effusions, this could be the last time I open my eyes I open my mouth I open my eyes, I open my mouth, I open my hands and lean into the water, into her hard drive trying to fight the power, trying to stay alive I resist the push, stand my ground against the pull but I’m at sea in the middle, wondering which way to go It’s the eternal riddle, the undying tale of woe When the river of love has you in its sway, do you let it just sweep you away? Or make your way to solid ground and live to love another day? I don’t know, but I’ve been told, the way to go is gravity... For so goes the river down down down to lose itself in the sea and then come back for you, it comes back for you and me
8.
The Russian Warship Song

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